Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
I love it when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fvcking priceless. 😉😝
Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
|—||Miss Piggy (via picsandquotes)|